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| The Ambleside Drug Baroness - 03/25/99 10:46:23 My Email:kay.ashwood@b.braun.com You live?: Between Hell and High Water You like bikes?: Just the sadle Just for fashion: yes You like banana's?: OOOOHHHH YESSSSS!*#? Just for eating?: yup!:p Which way do you dress?: Inside out Distribution List?: No Ta! |
Comments: Hey Gringos, El Presidente I am holding your sister ransom. I demand that you step down from your position as ruler of the universe and place daddy Burgess in total command!!!!! |
| rob - 02/12/99 16:02:38 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/al/totalbiking My Email:bogyman78@hotmail.com You live?: banbury england You like bikes?: don't be so dispeakable Just for fashion: no You like banana's?: ya Just for eating?: ya Which way do you dress?: i put clothes on Distribution List?: ya |
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| PIERRIC - 12/30/98 22:02:45 My Email:thoupie@club-internet.fr You live?: France You like bikes?: A fond You like banana's?: J'adore Just for eating?: Bien sur que non! |
Comments: Ce site est tout simplement génial !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Encore, encore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vive le VTT. |
| Jake Kraft - 11/23/98 18:29:47 You live?: Santa Cruz You like bikes?: Love them!!! I ride em all!!! Just for fashion: WHat?? You like banana's?: Love them they give me energy to ride and have sex Just for eating?: All kinds of sick things Which way do you dress?: normal Distribution List?: no |
Comments: I'd just like to say that Specialized Bikes kick major ass. Just not the ones that two that I have. Fuck me!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Pav - 10/30/98 08:38:18 My Email:Pawel.Niewiarowski@lighting.ge.com You live?: London You like bikes?: No Just for fashion: This makes no sense You like banana's?: Very much Just for eating?: Try the Banana Bar in Amsterdam Which way do you dress?: Up Distribution List?: Screw Corporal Walkowski, I'm in |
Comments: Scot'ster, this awesome website confirms your status as one of the biggest cocks alive today. I do note however a serious lack of reference to homosexuality, and your passion for she-men. I think you should tell your banana buddies pumpkin. |
| Greg Dooley - 10/04/98 03:47:19 My Email:Greg_Dooley@hotmail.com You live?: California You like bikes?: no,I hate them,MY GOD THEY ARE ALL ME!! Just for fashion: anything goes except thoes nasty speedo things! You like banana's?: yes I think that it's so pro!! Just for eating?: Anything Which way do you dress?: I'm not gay if that's what your asking!?!?! Distribution List?: yes |
Comments: none of that nike stuff that says "JUST DO IT" MY saying is "JUST DID IT" |
| Weaver - 09/17/98 22:23:50 My URL:http://under construction My Email:Scott.Henry@btinternet.com You live?: Inverness, Highlands You like bikes?: Mines a Giant Box called Tammy, love her curves an' stuff. Just for fashion: Only when i dress her up. You like banana's?: They have their up's an' downs. Just for eating?: Hmmm, also for marking trails as i find 'em. Which way do you dress?: Provocatively and with fervour. Distribution List?: You only live once so s'best to wear out what ya got! YES!! |
Comments: I love the site, s'a shame that i can't find enough riders up here in the Highlands to start up something similar perhaps involving a breakaway splinter type group. Mango's maybe, or perhaps even Peaches. Hey, mail me if your in my area and we can get s me good old fashioned fruit/MTB/DH action! |
| Daniel Sekulic - 09/11/98 01:26:16 You live?: Australia You like bikes?: Love Just for fashion: Bear Essentials (bike) You like banana's?: Love Just for eating?: Essentials (bananas) Which way do you dress?: Anyway |
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| Ben - 09/09/98 20:41:07 My Email:ben@tinman.dartmouth.edu You live?: Hanover(USA) You like bikes?: Definitely Just for fashion: Well, I wear a Hilfiger jersey sometimes. You like banana's?: Yeah. Just for eating?: Depends on which girl I'm with Which way do you dress?: Usually standing up Distribution List?: Yes |
Comments: Ha ha, killer site gents. Why no photos of the ladies? I say, what's all this about banana's? I like the attitude, keep it up(and don't forget the biker chick photos). |
| MUD - 08/31/98 22:34:26 My URL:MTNBKR711@AOL.COM My Email:MTNBKR711@AOL.COM You live?: ACROSS THE POND You like bikes?: HARDTAILS Just for fashion: BIKESHORTS You like banana's?: HOW? Just for eating?: NO RUB THE ON MY CHEST Which way do you dress?: XC DRESSER Distribution List?: MTNBKR711@AOL.COM |
Comments: WHAT DOES YOU DO WITH THEM BANANAS? |
| Boris Yeltsin - 08/28/98 13:35:20 My Email:boris@kremlin.gov.ru You live?: Moscow You like bikes?: For vodka delivery Just for fashion: Streaked Hair You like banana's?: Prefer beetroot Just for eating?: No for currency Which way do you dress?: from the vest |
Comments: Well I got up the other monday, after a typical weekend on the vladivostock firewater, turns out I'd only gone and sacked the entire bloody government... again! Couldn't remember a sodding thing. Any road up has anybody got any paracetamol or some of th t Resolve that'll do. So the Ruble is rubble, the bank won't extend my overdraft anymore, Slick Willy Clinton's over for a sesh next week what I'm to do. Can you base a currency on banana stocks? I think I'll invade the West Indies, where's Castro's, number. I think its on a post-it note somewhere. Oh my head. |
| Jana Pantsoff - 08/04/98 11:40:45 You live?: Poprad You like bikes?: English guys in lycra |
Comments: I saw you guys near Poprad on Saturday night. We love that silver car - we got moist just looking at it. Great web site - good idea having it on the car - we are looking forward to the Slovakia page. We often go out with our puppies in the hills and will e looking for you on the trail, so we can show you just how impressed we were. |
| domster - 07/29/98 10:51:13 My Email:joa95dp@shef.ac.uk You live?: Occasionally You like bikes?: When they don't shed their jockey wheels half-way down Winn Hill Just for fashion: Vermillion is the new black You like banana's?: Oh yeah. Just for eating?: Sharing is always better Which way do you dress?: standing on my head with a lit sparkler between my arse cheeks Distribution List?: Nooooooo |
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| andy carson - 06/29/98 15:20:03 My Email:Yeah right You live?: So far North you need a Reindeer to get to the pub (if there was a decent one anyway) You like bikes?: Was a brown shed now a marni shed Just for fashion: fashion oh that design tag thing You like banana's?: A bit too exciting most of the time Just for eating?: What else would a grammer school teacher do with one Which way do you dress?: Nice jacket, tie and slacks Distribution List?: Sounds too exciting |
Comments: what a jolly web page. Most of it was too exciting for me so I had to ask one of the kiddies at school to help me with those bits. I like riding my bike up hills and going back down jolly fast, sometimes I even pass small molluscs |
| greg - 06/25/98 13:28:52 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Pipeline/2146/ |
Comments: Just me again i hope no werdio's are gonna send any things to my e-mail addy cos they better not!!! |
| greg - 06/25/98 13:06:01 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Pipeline/2146/ My Email:gwblair@weston.rmplc.co.uk You live?: Northampton UK You like bikes?: yep Just for fashion: nope You like banana's?: not really Just for eating?: i don't eat um there nasty Which way do you dress?: casual Distribution List?: yes |
Comments: COOL Page!! Your lake jumping ramp isn't quite as big as ours but it's still some prity big air!! Any way where did you come up whit your name from and why are you throwing your nice proflex in to a river!! Your mad !!!!!! |
| adam - 06/05/98 19:16:45 My URL:http://www.knarly.force9.co.uk My Email:adam@knarly.force9.co.uk You live?: yep You like bikes?: yep Just for fashion: how much? You like banana's?: oh yeah Just for eating?: you're sick Which way do you dress?: the right way Distribution List?: yep |
Comments: innnnteresting.... if you're interested,i recently decided to set-up a new webring exclusively for uk based mtb sites. The ring really is in its infancy, so I am looking for new members to join. You can visit http://www.knarly.force9.co.uk/ukmtbring.html for more info on the ring if you are interested. I am relying on uk mtb site owners to get this ring going, so if you can join, then all the better, thanks in advance! yours humbly, adam - "ride 'till yer lungs bleed" |
| Steve - 06/04/98 19:57:58 My URL:http://www.users.daelnet.co.uk/banana/ My Email:cat@daelnet.co.uk You live?: Barnoldswick, Lancashire You like bikes?: Mountain Just for fashion: for fear You like banana's?: only on tuesday Just for eating?: you eat them ? Which way do you dress?: standing up usually Distribution List?: yes |
Comments: I was once a racer dude, but now I've seen the light (well, banana) and became a Mountain Racing Dude (Team Banana). |
| Jim Hill - 02/27/98 16:38:02 My Email:lacm7055@lacm.port.ac.uk You live?: To hear the birds sing and feal the crust of old shorts. You like bikes?: Yes if well greased and warmed first. Just for fashion: No as a tool. You like banana's?: Depends if they're barbed. Just for eating?: Depends whos holding it. Which way do you dress?: Towards the far side of adversity. Distribution List?: Yes YES Y E S ! |
Comments: Like to see more cute photoes of Dom, try and get one of him doing and hand stand whilst gripping a lit sparkler with his arse cheeks. Naked of course. Engine good, tyres fair. |
| ambier - 02/24/98 17:16:05 My Email:abtompsett@maclan.com You live?: chilliwack You like bikes?: ya Just for fashion: no You like banana's?: of course Just for eating?: yes Which way do you dress?: backwards Distribution List?: ya |
Comments: what else would you do with a banana if not eating it? |
| Chipps - 02/16/98 11:48:08 My Email:chipps@futurenet.com You live?: For the moment... You like bikes?: If they like me Just for fashion: Stripes are in this year You like banana's?: There's no apostrophe in 'bananas'... (Thanks for that Chipps, you will be pleased to know that the guilty party has been painfully executed. El Presidenté) Just for eating?: Girls? Which way do you dress?: Pointing up to heaven, baby!... Distribution List?: Nah... I get enough rubbish from students eh? |
Comments: Thanks for the hot tip to check out the site. It made me giggle on a Monday. And after only two cups of coffee too... cheers Chipps |
| Mark E. Smith - 01/11/98 18:20:40 My Email:loudhailer You live?: Manchestah You like bikes?: Just Brix Just for fashion: What's fashion? You like banana's?: Owt that ends with 'a' Just for eating?: Eat yourself fittah! Which way do you dress?: Kicker Conspiracy Distribution List?: YesNo |
Comments: Whats it all about? Ah. Do you lot ride girls' bikes or what? Have you come down hard on your crossbar recently? No. Because your 'get off and milk it' machines don't have them. As for world domination you're not mad enough. Look at Ghengis, look at V der, look at Uncle Joe Stalin, all as mad as a wardrobe, and no mistaking. Its time to stop the military industrial middle class leisure pursuit conspiracy. Put your bikes in your coal shed or gazebo and go and watch City on Saturdays instead. Me I even went to watch George Best at Old Trafford and I hate United. He used to do nowt for 80 minutes and then sober up and be magic. Them were the days, when we only had two TV channels, drank tea out of jam jars, and listened to Duene Eddie. Bread and Marge ll round. Hey Student! |
| David Parkinson - 12/15/97 22:41:50 My URL:Work In Progress My Email:DavidParkinson1@conmpuserve.com You live?: Ribchestah You like bikes?: Yes Just for fashion: No You like banana's?: Tasty Just for eating?: No Which way do you dress?: Every which way Distribution List?: Yes |
Comments: El Pesidente clearly spends too much time in hotel rooms with nothing more than a laptop to amuse himself. El Presidente ... or should we call hime T H E P R E D I T O R !!! We witnessed the unfathomable distress caused to the young, fair and nubile young girl ... |
| Tony - 11/07/97 19:31:32 You live?: NY You like bikes?: Thats why I'm here Just for fashion: No, I live to ride... You like banana's?: Sure, who doesn't Just for eating?: Huh? Well...... Which way do you dress?: Fine Tailoring? Then left. |
Comments: I like your attitude a lot guys! I'm over in the North of England next month. I'll drop you a mail. There are so many samey MTB pages out there that this one rules. I'll send you my THIS IS WHY entry in the next couple of days. Hey Gina! Calm down.. All us MTB guys have nice buts. Not just TBR. Mail U later, Tone. |
| Gina Lopez - 11/07/97 14:17:48 My Email:p028112@gepex.ge.com You live?: LA You like bikes?: I like being riden Just for fashion: Ripped lycra You like banana's?: Best sex toy yet Just for eating?: You must be kidding Which way do you dress?: I undress |
Comments: Nice site guys but not enough sex for me. I want more, know where I can get any ? |
| Derek - 10/24/97 15:37:43 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Track/4578 My Email:hagen@montana.com You live?: montana You like bikes?: yes Just for fashion: yes You like banana's?: there ok Just for eating?: yeah Which way do you dress?: with clothes |
Comments: Hey cool page? Why is it on bananas? Well anyway, would you check out my hompage? Remember you and I rule!! Talk to you later. |
| peter eriksson - 10/21/97 15:50:40 My Email:psp_eriksson You live?: yes You like bikes?: yes Just for fashion: no You like banana's?: yes Just for eating?: yes |
Comments: I love both bananas and bikes my scott pro racing bike. I have no banana's on my site but I have a lot about mountinbiking. http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Arena/5969/ If you mail me it may take a time get an answer. I am at the hospital operating my knee. psp_eriksson@hotmail.com If you like my site you can add it to the ring. Thanks |
| Greg - 10/17/97 18:40:16 My Email:smithge@pllink.com.uk You live?: Newcastle You like bikes?: Yep yep Just for fashion: nOpe Nope You like banana's?: Yep Yep Just for eating?: NO NON NO Which way do you dress?: left |
Comments: Great site Guys. Plenty of fruityness in the world of the 90's. Best of luck with World Domination. I for one am willing to help. |
| Joanne (Jo to MBers) - 09/18/97 13:20:38 My Email:Tell you later You live?: Peak district You like bikes?: Love 'em Just for fashion: Black lyrca You like banana's?: Love'm Just for eating?: Only in the bedroom Which way do you dress?: Well I like finding out which way men dress |
Comments: You guys seem like you spend alot of time in the peak, look out for my and my girlfriends. We will be looking for the boys in black and yellow. We'll show you a real ride !!! Jo |
| Dave - 08/12/97 17:05:51 My Email:not giving it you -wierdo's You live?: State Side You like bikes?: Yeah Just for fashion: I don't WEAR it You like banana's?: Yeah Just for eating?: Mind your own business Which way do you dress?: Huh? |
Comments: Whatever chemicals youv'e been taking I suggest to hand them over to the authorities now. But you do seem to get up to some cool stuff whilst under the influence. Thanks, Dave. PS Stay away from my sister |
| Scooby Doo - 08/12/97 13:12:18 My Email:nope You live?: In Catford You like bikes?: Oh yes Just for fashion: Oh No You like banana's?: Oh yes Just for eating?: Oh no Which way do you dress?: Sideways |
Comments: Top potential pages here banana dudes. Keep up the good original stuff and please don't let it slip into the format of one hundred and one other mountain biking pages. eg. my bike, my favourite crash, my favourite trail, my favourite ... PANTS PANTS BORING PANTS. Yours Scooby |
