VOTING!!
"Those TBR arses in the first round - BOTS by Flashlight.
FROM LEFT TO RIGHT
Johnster - Ashster - Scotster- Bobster - Rogster - Domster
Some names 'adopted' to protect the guilty.
AND NOW ON TO THE VOTING!!
- Hello Belgium, can you hear us?
- Yes, but its a bit quiet with this sprout in my ear, can we shift into the kitchen to see better?
- Of course, now do you have your votes please?
- Yes, get us some more wine while I write them down will you?
- JOHNSTER - Cinq Pwyan
- ROGSTER - Dix Pwyan - Oh a great start there from a Bot we knew would be a strong contender from the drop.
ASHSTER - Zero pwyan - Oh the boy must be disappointed in that harsh judgement from the Belgium. Still, he will take it in his reasonable manner.
- SCOTSTER - 3 Pwyang - Yes the boy Scott must be regretting his decision to clench. Always a risky one that, you can never judge what the fashion will be these days, it changes so quickly. Long hair, short hair, black is brown, brown is black, clenched, unclenched - its a mad mad crazy crazy world of high fashion- crazy., yeah, fashion huh, unclenched huh?
- BOBSTER - 6 points - a good start for the flabby arsed bastard.
- DOMSTER 3 pwyangs - A rather poor score, but not surprising.
- And that the concludes the voting for the Belgium panel, Thankyou and good night Camping Rabioux.
THAT IS ALL THE RESULTS FROM THE BELGIUM LISTENING PANEL. THANK YOU BELGIUM!
- Hello can you hear us ISRAEL? Do you have your points please...........................................................
TIME GOES ALL WOBBLY HERE AS YOU GO AND MAKE A CUP OF TEA AND
WHEN YOU RETURN THE HALF TIME SCORES ARE UP ON THE BIG SHINEY EURO-BOT 97' BOARD!!!!!...........................................................................................
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Last Registered vote: 15th November '99.
So The leader so far IS Scotster!!!!!!
Well done Scotster. Despite strong performances from the other competitors Scotster seems to have captured the pull of the early rounds of voting with his slightly profiled relaxed but nicely rounded cheeks and his Michael Angelo’s ‘David’ stance. It certainly is a bot to win the hearts of many a bottom admirer.
In second place are the flashlight white cheeks of Rogtster. It has to be said that immediately after the initial results were announced he went and stood in corner and began to cry, not the kind of sporting botty behaviour we expect from our competitors, especially since the chap has no real reason to be mardy. Second place is no disgrace in Euro Bot! A close training friend of his said he was particularly dissapointed not to have got the Gay vote from Michael but was upset that his bot fashion advisor had asked him to clench when it appears the preference in this years competition has been for the more relaxed look.
And so enter Bobster that perennial favourite with a strong third. He has done well with this initial round of voting but the more exotic locations tend to let him down in later rounds. bobster is heading off to the Southern Hemisphere as soon as the competition is over to train up his buttocks to have a more global appeal for next years competition. Best of look ‘down under’ to one of our regular favourites.
..And now for the votes that will decide the winner.
YOUR vote....
(remember the panels who choose the winning EuroBot will be entered in a STAR PRIZE Draw. The Prize? Err, not sure yet but it will be ace!!)