Fashion, Excitement, Glamour, glitter and glutimous maximus are what the EuroBot contest is all about. This year was going to be no exception!
The venue, the beautiful lakeside residence of Camping Rabioux. Summer home to Mick Jagger, Joan Collins, Kate Moss and the Barnsley Adventure Scouts. Surely this was an Alpine venue that would be a worthy backdrop to the sweatiest of cracks.
After the debacle last year when a stewards enquiry was called after the Madagascan judge got directed to a railway station after innocently asking a passer by to fondle his buttocks we were all looking forward to a good clean skid mark free competition this year.
Presented live by Bob Holness.
"Welcome all and everyone to
EuroBot '99 !!!
With six new contestants from all over Europe, all with excellent Vindaloo records, everyone knew it was going to be a close run thing. It was going to be a no holes bared competition and may the best bot win!
The contest has been difficult for all the bottom exposants.
After a hard day in the saddle and carefully encased in lycra and a trusty sweaty old shammy leather the bottoms were then perched on bar stools for a three hour period whilst the load on them was gradually increased by the imbibing of liquids. After the pressure on the bottom touches around 80Kg the bottom is then quickly exposed to the chill night air. This ensures that blood vessels near the surface of the skin contract which enhances the cheeks white shine which is so much admired by the girls we know and love.
Fig Rolls - Compulsory training scran for all Euro-bot contestants.
The cold also ensures that the cheeks are liberally sprinkled with goose bumps which are essential to scatter the light from the camera flash gun and avoid that embarrassing ‘red ring piece effect’ which we all find disturbing to our eyes. At this moment in time and only at this moment in time are the competitors bottoms at their finest and ready for photographing. To clench or not to clench is the only decision they have left to make as El Presidenté scrambles around in the leaking tent for his camera.
SMILE BOYS! Click and FLASH! The bottoms are exposed and the nice lady at Boots gets to smile knowingly at you as she hands you over the
BEFORE YOU CLICK ON THAT ENVELOPE TO TAKE OUT THE CONTENTS.
STOP AND THINK!!
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS MANS ARSE?
Changed your mind? There is no shame in bottling out now. Just click below.
GOD HAVE MERCY UPON ME.
I CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF SEEING ROGSTERS HAIRY ARSE
ESCAPE BACK PLEASE !!!!