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1 - Bananas

2 - Buffoonery

3 - Biking

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There are few more things certain in life than the eventual domination of the planet mirth by the Glorious Spirit of the Mother Banana. As her loyal and fruity subjects we must and will succeed.
Already El Nino is in under my beck and call and the media engines of the world are becoming subservients dogs to my every whim. The third and final strategic imperative on our rise to power are the escalating World domination operations.

Open your eyes - look within - behold the rise of our future - a future which is bright, a future which is yellow, a future which is Banana!

One Shape,
One Colour,
One God.

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