Who are you and
why do you look like that?
 Where on Planet Mirth? Sheffield,
Yorkshire, England.
Hails from: Sheffield, Yorkshire,
England.
Official Membership Status: Minister for
Calm thoughts. "Think birds, think flowers, think grass and blue skies......."
Would like to be know as: Professor
Thumpweed-Garglehooter III.
Getting Any? Not that I know of .
Occupation: Karma Consultant and 20 Regal
Stash holder.
Your Biology? Why do smell of
chip fat?
Age: 29 (apparantly)
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: More than scotster, less than
Ashster
Direction of ‘Dress’:
North-north-east.
Direction of dress when Winter cycling in the Peaks:
Any, just so long as its well wrapped up in my thermal pants and there is some chance of
seeing it again within 5 hours of getting home!!
Distinguishing Features: Nice butt and legs
(according to an independent panel of experts)
Marzipan Matters(Don’t be
bashful)
Favourite thing to do with a Banana: Well I spend hours
sometimes making amusing shadows and,.... well you know those winter nights just fly by.
Dream Babe: Dream on.
Dream Bike: Banana P7.
Marzipan Fantasy: I quite like petit-fours.
Shredding History(History or
just a tall tails?)
How long have you had your leg over? 4 years
What is leg currently over and are you happy?
The second coming of the Orange. Yes, except its a bit stiff at the front (oooohh matron!)
Most joyous mountain bike experience: Hearing
of the crucifixion of the first coming of the Orange.
Most joyous descent: The ones which quickly
follow a high speed dismount over the bars.
Most joyous climb: Out of bed on a wet
February day with the prospect of a punishing day's riding ahead (honest guys).
Most hated climb: Chapel Gate.
Most joyous single track: Descent from the
moors to Derwent Resie
Most memorable wipe-out: Guess it has to be
the carnage on Rivelin Valley Rd.
Most memorable wipe-out witnessed by you:
Scott tyre surfing on wheels back wheel in the alps.
What tricks can you do? (That’s tricks on your
bike - not with your tongue): I can do tricks with my tongue whilst on my bike.
Ambitions, Aspirations and
Commitment to a Banana Brighter future. (Why should the planet bother with you?)
Where will you be 1 year, 5 years and 30 years from now?
In my pants; in my pants; and, in my pants (almost certainly a new pair by then)
Where do Bananas fit into your plans? In
most available openings
What commitment will you make to the goals of Team
Banana Racing? I am honour bound to be support the teams efforts to do whatever
we get up to.
Where do Bananas fit into this commitment?
Actually, I'm kind of afraid of commitment.
Why should I give you the time of day loser?
Cos if you don't I'll stitch your scrotum to my front tyre and take you down Chapel Gate.
Summary of a Lost Soul.
Spice Catagory: Vegetable curried Spice.
Who would play you in your life story? Sean
Connery.
Most likely to say: « Pants »
Least likely to say: « Wildebeest ».
Phrase to live by: « Please remove that
Wildebeest from my pants »
Favourite Banana/s: The rest of the guys
(ahhhh), and my own (oohhh) |
