Who are you and
why do you look like that?
 Team Member: Dominic Perry.
Where on Planet Mirth?
Sheffield, Yorkshire, England.
Hails from: Wiltshire,
England.
Official Membership Status:
Minister for Communication and Lies.
Would like to be known as:
God (the father the son or the holy ghost).
Getting Any? Mais non.
Occupation: I write the words
that make the whole world THING....
Your Biology? Why do smell of
chip fat?
Age: 29 or thereabouts.
Height: 5’11""
Weight: 10 and a half
newtons.
Direction of ‘Dress’:
Up around my ears.
Direction of dress when Winter
cycling : Stays in bed and doesn't get up till around 2.
Distinguishing Features: 2
miles in front of the rest of them.
Marzipan Matters(Don’t be
bashful)
Favourite thing to do with a Banana:
Banoffi Pie and/or Ashley Judd.
Dream Babe: Pass.
Dream Bike: Full bounce Yeti,
Cannondale, Proflex. Rigid Fat Chance or Merlin.
Marzipan Fantasy: Balls.
Shredding History(history or just
a tall tails?)
How long have you had your leg over?
5 years
What is leg currently over and are
you happy? Orange P7.
Yes.
Most joyous mountain bike
experience: The end of the Polaris.
Most joyous descent: There
are far too many to mention. Ooooh if you push me, Cut Gate.
Most joyous climb: Chapel
Gate.
Most hated climb: Shatton
Moor.
Most joyous single track: Cut
Gate/Cutthroat Bridge/Center Parcs.
Most memorable wipe-out: Ash
+ North Yorks= Pain, Blood and sulk.
Most memorable wipe-out witnessed by
you: Will pulling cartwheels down the trail without his bike after trying to hop a
small log.
What tricks can you do? (That’s
tricks on your bike - not with your tongue): Bounce, hop, bounce, hop, hop, hop Oww
Ambitions, Aspirations and
Commitment to a Banana Brighter future. (Why should the planet bother with you?)
Where will you be 1 year, 5 years
and 30 years from now? Here there and everywhere (so look behind you, I'm the one
loitering suspiciously in the old mac).
Where do Bananas fit into your
plans? Sideways
What commitment will you make to the
goals of Team Banana Racing? To ride like the wind. Parp.
Where do Bananas fit into this
commitment? Dunno really; I'll get one in somewhere though.
Why should I give you the time of
day loser? Why should I want it off you, doss cunt?
Summary of a Lost Soul.
Spice Catagory: Baby Spice.
Who would play you in your life
story: Mark Lamar. Ulrika Ka KA KA Ka.....
Most likely to say: «Arse
».
Least likely to say: « My
round».
Phrase to live by: «No solo
una paloma blanca nella spiaggia »
Favourite Banana/s: Daquairis
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