Who are you and
why do you look like that?
 Where on Planet Mirth? Sheffield,
Yorkshire, England.
Hails from: Sheffield, Yorkshire,
England.
Official Membership Status: The Voice of
Reason.
Would like to be know as: Blue Shorts.
Getting Any? Nope, not as I know of. Send
all CV's to ashster@team-banana-racing.com
Occupation: Electronics wizard.
Your Biology? Why do smell of
chip fat?
Age: 29.
Height: 5ft 8" and a bit.
Weight: 11 stone
Direction of ‘Dress’: Left.
Direction of dress when Winter cycling in the Peaks:
If you have to wear it to get in the cafe I'll wear it.
Distinguishing Features: A smile.
Marzipan Matters(Don’t be
bashful)
Favourite thing to do with a Banana: Eat it, team ethics.
Dream Babe: Claudia Schiffer.
Dream Bike: Anything with a blond babe sat
on it.
Marzipan Fantasy: I hate marzipan so I
decline to answer this one.
Shredding History(History or
just a tall tails?)
How long have you had your leg over? 24 Years
What is leg currently over and are you happy?
Orange P7 Disc Power allround.
Most joyous mountain bike experience: Italy
'97 watching a babes ass sat on a leather saddle cruise up the street.
Most joyous descent: Anything that doesn't
involve pedalling.
Most joyous climb: Any blond female.
Most hated climb: Any fat female.
Most joyous single track: Serre Chevalier,
France downhill ski run.
Most memorable wipe-out: Well if you don't
count the 'big one' because I don't remember any of it, not even the helicopter ride when
I was supposedly conscious then it would have to be when I was age 8 attempting to clean
my mileometer (one of those old ones that fitted onto the front hub) with an outstretched
hand whilst going down a tarmac road then waking up sometime later on a couch with a large
bruise on the side of my head.
Most memorable wipe-out witnessed by you: Tour
de France '94 watching a guy go over the bars after his tyre rolled off the rim going down
Alpe Duez.
Can you do any tricks? If so what? Bike
Surfing. Involves getting both feet on the saddle whilst cruising downhill.
Ambitions, Aspirations and
Commitment to a Banana Brighter future. (Why should the planet bother with you?)
Where will you be 1 year, 5 years and 30 years from now?
1 Year - Dressed in sunglasses catching some rays.
5 Years - Having a beer and a laugh.
30 Years - Retired from Team Banana.
Where do Bananas fit into your plans? As a
team member I will continue to eat them, draw them and bring them as much publicity as
possible where ever I can.
What commitment will you make to the goals of Team
Banana Racing? If any team member is in need of alcohol and has no cash I'll be
there.
Where do Bananas fit into this commitment? If
you need bannana flavoured alcohol I'll be there.
Why should I give you the time of day loser?
Even the so called winners lose sometimes.
Summary of a Lost Soul.
Spice Catagory: Scary Spice.
Who would play you in your life story: Jack
Nicholson.
Most likely to say: Anything after 8 pints
down the pub.
Least likely to say: Riding uphill is enjoyable
and highly rewarding.
Phrase to live by: 'If you can imagine it,
You can achieve it. If you can dream it, You can become it.' William Atrhur Werd
Favourite Banana/s: Yellow ripe and in the
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