The Disciples of Team Banana Racing......Our Mission.....

'WORLD DOMINATION through the propagation, promotion
and abuse of Bananas, Buffoonery and Biking' mission_txt.jpg (16277 bytes)

From El Presidenté. HE SPEAKS SO PLEASE REMOVE YOUR PANTS
In our pursuit of World Domination we will try to keep things simple and bright and generally yellow and bendy.

We will only race competitively when we know that we are really
going to enjoy ourselves, win and/or intimidate the enemy.

We will not have any rules, regulations or meetings.

We will be an anarchosyndicalist commune. Burp.

Everyone can do there own thing but don’t forget that I have the biggest stick.

We will make the lives of everyone we meet a little
brighter and less bothersome.
If they fail to accept this then we will terminate their unbright and bothered lives
WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

WE HAVE WHAT IT TAKES

We have a secret base; Under the 'Shivering Mountain' somewhere in Northern England.
We have special World Dominating Wheels; The Fruity Flyer, The Celica Codpiece and Andy's Banana Wagon.

We have big smiles on our faces; Frolicking Wildebeests in Pants......
We have a motto; « The future's bright, the future's Banana»!
We have a ritual dance; The Banana Bounce.
We have a clear goal; WORLD DOMINATION.
We have the method; The propagation, promotion and abuse of bananas, buffonery and biking.
AND we have a toast (the unsurprising, simple but effective);

« BANANA» !

We truly do believe that
the futures Bright, the futures Banana.

You, the populous of Planet Mirth, will also believe.

You will have NO CHOICE.

'ONE SHAPE, ONE COLOUR, ONE GOD.'"

El Presidenté has orated, you may put your pants back on.


'WORLD DOMINATION through the propagation, promotion and abuse of Bananas, Buffoonery and Biking'

From El Presidenté. HE SPEAKS SO PLEASE REMOVE YOUR PANTS In our pursuit of World Domination we will try to keep things simple and bright and generally yellow and bendy. We will only race competitively when we know that we are really going to enjoy ourselves, win and/or intimidate the enemy. We will not have any rules, regulations or meetings. We will be an anarchosyndicalist commune. Burp. Everyone can do there own thing but don’t forget that I have the biggest stick. We will make the lives of everyone we meet a little brighter and less bothersome. If they fail to accept this then we will terminate their unbright and bothered lives WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE