"A WARM AND JOYOUS WELCOME TO YOU, WORLD WEARY TRAVELLER.  PLEASE FEEL AT HOME HERE AMONGST OUR SACRED SCRIPTURES AND STAY A WHILE TO SAMPLE THE DELIGHTS OF AN EXPERIENCE BEYOND THE YELLOW.  PLEASE DON'T BE DISCOURAGED BY OUR SURPURFLOUS TALK OF MOUNTAIN BIKES. BE ASSURED THAT THEY ARE NO MORE THAN A CONVENIENT VEHICLE FOR OUR WORLD DOMINATION OF PLANET MIRTH !!! WHEN WE SPEAK OF THEM IT IS ONLY IN THE SPIRITUAL SENSE. WE KNOW THAT TRUE TROPICAL ENLIGHTENMENT IS ONLY FOUND THROUGH TRANSCENDENCE FROM THE MATERIALISTIC TRAPPINGS OF 'SPECIFICATION SHEETS' AND 'EGO TRIPS' TO THE HIGHER PLANES OF "THIS IS WHY"? AND "WHERE IS THE CAKE"?
IN SHORT, MY HONOURED GUEST, THIS IS NOT A PLACE FOR MOUNTAIN BIKERS. IT IS A PLACE FOR ALL FRUITY PEOPLE WHO FLY" !!!! BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID............. El Presidenté. (Master Controller of El Nino but in no way connected with the Hale Bop Comet) The president has spoken, you may now put your pants back on.