TBR thought it was just a piece of plywood untilSputnik intercepted this narrow beam radio message which was targetted at the Hale Bop comet.
Now we begin to wonder.............

call me highway call me conduit call me lightning plywood doppler shifted exciter call me what you will i was there when i was required over me passed the devine tbr disciples in their great sequential flight across the universe of [no translation] the flaming specialized pants of [no translation] and the emissaries of the lone banana following the laws of the new hyper-mathematics from the pulsing yellow steel core of our absolute sheffield all this the rest and others i received as i was asked and transmitted skyward as i was expected without fear favour or failure and only in the final show of the twilight i was part of did i discharge my duty beyond normal procedures when i moved from a position where my presence was causing mucho spectators in the micro-riva del garda environment concerned (see attached) considering it prudent to withdraw and reposition my inclined-channel track where for some long time at least it was again unlikely the initial association with the original entity police man paolo and the (minor) face-loss ensuing was not as i would have wished but as it represented the first full such liaison in said micro-riva del garda environment i assert hereby that it fell within acceptable parameters i present the entity flaming specialized pants and other above mentioned snapped/embraced/captured/clicked entities as evidence of the environments general demeanour within its advanced/chaotic italian-section and urge they be observed and studied free with the sole suggested proviso that any return to their home is potentially accompanied by post-association memory confiscation by forst beer in the linked matter of the suitability of the relevant inhabitants of the micro-riva environment for (further and ordered) contact/holidays/communication or association it is my opinion that the reaction to my presence indicates a fundamental unreadiness as yet for the single honour of team banana racing patronage lastly in recognition of the foregoing i wish now to be known as the amazing plank

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